Monday, April 14, 2008

wretchipe of the week

i got an email from the South Beach Diet website with the subject line: Festive Yogurt.

festive yogurt, huh? curiosity peaked. i mean what exactly does Dr. Agatston find festive in his yogurt? a shot of vodka? a handful of very crunchy (whoa, bessie) granola? a symphony of fresh berries?

nope. what makes Dr. Agatston's yogurt festive? artificial flavoring.


why make diet junk food when i can buy it pre-packaged and help poison the environment while i poison my body? two birds, one stone.

Festive Yogurt

Serves 2

1 teaspoon cherry or strawberry extract (or your favorite flavored extract)
2 cups plain nonfat yogurt
Red food coloring
1 teaspoon sugar-free chocolate syrup


  1. In a bowl, stir together 1/4 teaspoon cherry or strawberry extract for every 1/2 cup of plain yogurt. Add red food coloring until you reach your desired shade of red.
  2. Place in decorative bowls and drizzle with sugar-free chocolate syrup.


Sara said...

Gah, barf.

Emily said...

Yes, and nothing makes yogurt more festive than a decorative bowl.