Sunday, February 11, 2007

just no "dutch ovens," please.

i've been stuck inside all weekend with an awful cold. sniff, sniff, hack. a perfect opportunity to flip through the 400 magazines i have stacked around my apartment. i found a couple of new haircuts i might like to try and a few CDs i'm gonna download, but my favorite little tidbit, from Glamour, December 2006:

Men who love "real bodies" are better in bed
Sex during your period? Or when you haven't waxed? If your partner has no problem with that, it's good news for your sexual health. Men who are comfortable with real issues like sweat, hair, and menstruation are more intimate lovers and more likely to have practiced safe sex than men who are less comfortable with those things, a new study finds. A man who is at ease with your body and his own may be better able to relax in the bedroom and talk about safe sex and birth control, says study coauthor L. Monique Ward, a professor at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor...

makes total sense to me. if you christen my cellulite "darling dimples," i can burp and fart in front of you on occasion, and you still think i'm hot...i'm all yours. i mean, c'mon...if you can't handle that, you can't handle this.

let's be honest; stranger sounds happen between the sheets.

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