Tuesday, February 27, 2007

sisterly love, my bum.

they're preparing for the candlelit liposuction ceremony.

i can't believe i missed this New York Times article that ran in Sunday's paper about Delta Zeta, a sorority at DePauw University that evicted 23 of its members for being "insufficiently committed."
The 23 members included every woman who was overweight. They also included the only black, Korean and Vietnamese members. The dozen students allowed to stay were slender and popular with fraternity men — conventionally pretty women the sorority hoped could attract new recruits.
oy. the only remotely redeeming part of this story is that of the 12 women who were asked to stay, six were so angry they quit.

related joke:

what's the sorority girl's mating call? ohmigooooood, i'm sooo drunk.

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