ever notice how zits tend to be symmetrical? meaning that if one pops up on the left cheek, it's only a matter of days before another pops up in the exact same place on the other cheek? i don't think this is what they mean by the "beauty of symmetry."
anyway... maybe it's just me. but my zits seem to do this all the time. maybe they get lonely. maybe they suffer from stage fright; they need a fellow hussy with whom to toss up their red petticoats. they get shy out there all by themselves.
my skin got very confused this week. i developed a large, very large, zit directly above my upper right lip exactly opposite from the mole on the left. a zole. a mit.
my skin invented something new! i'm talented that way.
and this might be the most ridiculous post i've ever written.