okay...who has an LCD projector (1500+ lumens) i can borrow? (kinda like one of these.)
okay...who wants to lend me $1,000 so i can buy one?
what the hell....who wants to give me $1,000 so i can buy one?
you'll get your name all pretty and big in the program and on the posters as a La-Di-Da Associate Producer, as a matter of fact, i'll get your name henna-tattooed on my ass (i'd do the real tattoo, but i have a problem with commitment), i'll bake you a batch of cookies every month, and...and...you'll sleep better because you'll know you helped make someone's one-person show absolutely-fucking-fantabulous because you bought her an LCD projector that will, er, project thought-provoking, powerful images on the back wall throughout the show making it not just some dumb whiny woman standing up on stage kvetching about the size of her ass, but something artsy, lofty, and multi-dimensional...something that might be written up in Time Out New York, something that Susan Sarandon would come to see and then talk about passionately over a vegan carob muffin and green tea chai...
don't you want to be a part of that?
i know the odds of anyone actually doing this is slimmer than a Renee Zellweger, but i had to give it a shot - ask and you shall receive and all that hoo-ha. honestly, if any of you know of anyone with one that might be willing to lend it, give it, whatever...please let me know. this is really an important part of the show, and i am not, unfortunately, independently wealthy.
thank GOD this show is a labor of love, because if it weren't, i'd have ditched this sonofabitch months ago...
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yo, not that I can resist the thought of having my name tattooed on your ass, but try somewhere like this:
http://www.audiovideorentalnyc.com
oh yeah, if you are in with your local tech support at your office (hint: bake them brownies) I'm sure they can get one off a conference room wall for you.
oh, thanks anonymous. thanks for the tips...problem with rentals...i need it for 3 weeks. cheaper for me to buy it. and as for the tech office tip, i've already asked, and it would be sorely missed for 3 weeks...the search continues. but for your trouble, i promise to write "anonymous" on my ass w/ a sharpie...in pink.
I can post and ask the people on the group that i am on (quentin's friends). i think it could be a good shot - i would just need your help wording he request.
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