i have a feeling she's beyond retinol.
can a 30-year old woman have jowls?
i swear. when i look in the mirror.
jowls.
believed to be a direct result of wedding weekend pina colada overconsumption, aforementioned jowls must be rum-filled. will be a big hit at parties. like a pinata, but filled with rum instead of candy.
o-fucking-le.
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in the W.T.F? department...
a google search for keyword:jowls revealed 110,000 results most of them, not surprisingly, for cosmetic surgery, although i did see, for you canine lovers, Beagle Dog Art & Beagle Dog Figurines. my absolute favorite, however, was this one. please. look. now.
god, i love the internet.
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And a Google search for pina colada jowls yields only 67 results. W.T.F. are all of those sites about?
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