Tuesday, May 30, 2006

i love my friends.

...but you do have an unsightly hair growing out of the mole on your face. please pluck.

a voicemail rec'd today at noon upon exiting the sweltering subway:

hey, it's b. just calling to say, "Hi." i was thinking of you because it's so hot, and i know you're probably miserable. i just wanted to let you know that you are not fat.

love you, and call me later if you want. i'm around. running errands, watching the food channel.

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